Monday, 9 January 2017

The Inappropirate Application of Bees




Panda Rhu.
in.
The Inappropriate Application of Bees.
It's not okay to go around opening jars of bees at people.
Is it not?
Not in the slightest.
Oh.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Why did you buy me that book on beekeeping and all those jars?
For honey. I though you were going to start gathering their honey.
Oh.
That makes sense.

Thursday, 5 January 2017

The Unwavering Expression of Self




Panda Rhu
in
The Unwavering Expression of Self
'No, I disagree. I think "Schmecken Sie Deautsch?" is the best name for a German cookbook.
'And, bees on you, sir. Bees on you!'
You said that to the publisher?
He didn't like the title!
You can't just say things like that.
I'm not just saying anything.
Of course you're not.

Thursday, 8 September 2016

The Disquieting Activities of Food

Have you found anything good?
There's some fruit in sleepwear over here.
Bananas in Pyjamas are running down the stairs.
Oh, it's singing its own theme song.
Bananas in Pyjamas are coming down in pairs,
Bananas in Pyjamas are chasing teddy bears,
'cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares!